| All 2009 Jokes |
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| 1 |
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 | news.netcraft.com
Submitted: 2009-04-07 07:57 | Lynx browser more popular than Firefox or Internet Explorer |
| 2 |
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 | aq.com
Submitted: 2009-04-07 02:04 | New 'great' weapons that were actually just childish swords |
| 3 |
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 | boxxychan.tk
Submitted: 2009-04-06 02:54 | Now specializing in news about Lindsay Lohan |
| 4 |
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 | rockline.it
Submitted: 2009-04-06 00:19 | Five fake reviews |
| 5 |
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 | cardplayer.it
Submitted: 2009-04-05 10:32 | (Italian) Online pokeroom Gioco Digitale introduce Jokers |
| 6 |
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 | myonlinethoughts.wordpress.com
Submitted: 2009-04-04 18:35 | An ode to the much reviled directoro, Uwe Boll. |
| 7 |
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 | goofans.com
Submitted: 2009-04-04 15:22 | The entire site was replaced by the 'MOM' computer from the game. The user could 'crash' MOM and reboot via a UNIX shell to get to the real site. |
| 8 |
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 | metatalk.metafilter.com
Submitted: 2009-04-04 14:02 | MetaFilter scales back some of its services |
| 9 |
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 | triplepundit.com
Submitted: 2009-04-03 23:12 | American Airlines Launches Zero Emissions Zeppelin Service |
| 10 |
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 | prettymuchamazing.com
Submitted: 2009-04-03 22:41 | PMA said that Radiohead had covered the Miley cyrus (Hanna Montana) song The Climb, after Miley kept talking shit about them when they refused to meet her at the grammies. The download was just a loop of Nick and Noras Infinite Playlist. As of April 4 2009 6:40 it has been downloaded over 3,000 times. |
| 11 |
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 | dvdfuture.com
Submitted: 2009-04-03 20:25 | Breaking News: Star Trek and Star Wars to merge |
| 12 |
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 | niloyonphotography.blogspot.com
Submitted: 2009-04-03 12:55 | Nikon and Canon teams up to make revolutionary camera |
| 13 |
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 | freerangeturtles.com
Submitted: 2009-04-03 09:59 | Turtle Wax switch from battery-farmed to free range turtles |
| 14 |
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 | facebook.com
Submitted: 2009-04-03 03:30 | Facebook Admits New Layout Has Been An April Fool's Day Joke! |
| 15 |
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 | apelad.blogspot.com
Submitted: 2009-04-03 02:38 | A massive style change for the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats. |
| 16 |
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 | terminatornewsnetwork.wordpress.com
Submitted: 2009-04-03 01:08 | Changes in store for Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 3. |
| 17 |
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 | arrl.org
Submitted: 2009-04-02 18:42 | Federal Communications Commission Amateur Radio rule change |
| 18 |
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 | blogs.computerworld.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 18:41 | Anti-social network called Garbo erases your tracks from existing social networks |
| 19 |
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 | marketplace.publicradio.org
Submitted: 2009-04-02 18:11 | Actors staging real estate |
| 20 |
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 | jayisgames.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 17:33 | The game is described as utterly fantastic but is very simple and takes about 3 seconds to play |
| 21 |
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 | clutchfans.net
Submitted: 2009-04-02 15:54 | Clutchfans was bought out by Tmac.com |
| 22 |
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 | bigfishtackle.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 15:23 | Willard Bay is a favorite fishing spot, the article states that they will drain the lake for dam maintenance (this has been occuring the past 2 years) and replace all the game fish with the June Sucker |
| 23 |
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 | effemeridi.it
Submitted: 2009-04-02 14:39 | Free airline tickets |
| 24 |
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 | londonnet.co.uk
Submitted: 2009-04-02 14:29 | Barack Obama, Michael Jackson to Sing for G20 Supper |
| 25 |
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 | miniworld.co.uk
Submitted: 2009-04-02 14:15 | Telling classic Mini owners that their cars would be destroyed if driven over 2000 miles a year |
| 26 |
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 | next-episode.net
Submitted: 2009-04-02 13:43 | Pretended they sold the site and the new owner would make it paid. |
| 27 |
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 | uniwatchblog.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 13:37 | NFL's Seattle Seahawks add Lime Green Uniform |
| 28 |
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 | massey.utoronto.ca
Submitted: 2009-04-02 12:11 | Page and banner from actual webcomic replaced with page and banner from other (nonexistent) webcomic. |
| 29 |
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 | labeltheworld.blogspot.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 11:58 | Surreal descriptions instead of standard labels |
| 30 |
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 | screenhub.com.au
Submitted: 2009-04-02 10:50 | On March 11th, 2009, the government of New Zealand secretly sold TVNZ, its public broadcaster, to SBS, the Australian government owned national multicultural broadcasting network. |
| 31 |
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 | visublog.mechafetus.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 10:21 | The VisuBlog becomes 'Love And Berry: Dress Up and Dance, Awesome Blog' |
| 32 |
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 | mookychick.co.uk
Submitted: 2009-04-02 10:21 | Japanese washing machines for pets |
| 33 |
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 | mookychick.co.uk
Submitted: 2009-04-02 10:20 | Japanese washing machines for pets |
| 34 |
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 | mookychick.co.uk
Submitted: 2009-04-02 10:19 | Glastonbury Witch Trials 2009 |
| 35 |
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 | feross.org
Submitted: 2009-04-02 10:08 | I Just Discovered a Cool Website Called Google |
| 36 |
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 | cheeptalk.wordpress.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 09:58 | Economists Steve Levitt and Greg Mankiw join the Obama administration |
| 37 |
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 | unigamesity.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 09:04 | Game console pirates will start to legally manufacture game consoles and sell them dirt cheap to win the consoles war |
| 38 |
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 | theateneoedge.multiply.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 08:35 | I appeared in an adult film |
| 39 |
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 | aquarterof.co.uk
Submitted: 2009-04-02 08:35 | A 'new' chocolate bar ('Chokle') is announced, that contains helium and so causes the consumer's voice to go higher. |
| 40 |
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 | iwantoneofthose.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 08:24 | Contact lenses that zoom in and out and change colour |
| 41 |
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 | iwantoneofthose.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 08:23 | A clamp that turns the itouch into an Iphone |
| 42 |
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 | workisnotinprogress.splinder.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 07:37 | The strip will be drawed in manga style. |
| 43 |
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 | gram.pl
Submitted: 2009-04-02 07:33 | (Not in English) New Diablo 3 Screenshots |
| 44 |
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 | marcotitolambo.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 07:30 | md5 hash descryption solved! |
| 45 |
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 | scoringsessions.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 07:18 | Danny Elfman score Terminator Salvation using only ukulele and collaborate with oscar-winner AR Rahman |
| 46 |
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 | elcomsoft.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 06:26 | Recover Passwords with a Tambourine |
| 47 |
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 | goal.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 06:11 | Fabio Capello Resigns As Kevin Keegan Is Appointed England Coach |
| 48 |
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 | dev.compiz-fusion.org
Submitted: 2009-04-02 06:06 | Compiz 3D desktop effects for Windows users |
| 49 |
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 | theknightshift.blogspot.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 05:40 | New York Post cover screams about local cult leader arrested at the Vatican trying to 'debate' the Pope |
| 50 |
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 | swfchan.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 05:38 | Message at top of page: 'Bad news, due to bandwidth problems swfchan will shutdown next week. Dunno for how long, if not forever it will probably be for at least two years. Sorry, thanks for what has been.' Later added: 'Update: April fools, derp!' |
| 51 |
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 | languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu
Submitted: 2009-04-02 05:32 | Linguistics humor: new vowel, UN disaster relief supplies speech therapists and consonant clusters. |
| 52 |
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 | apterax.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 05:30 | Creative control of the comic handed over to author's 'mildly retarded' brother. |
| 53 |
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 | themanitoban.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 05:26 | A new study has revealed that humans now only use nine per cent of their brains, down from 10 per cent a decade ago. |
| 54 |
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 | travel-ticker.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 04:56 | Trip to the Bermuda Triangle |
| 55 |
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 | emuparadise.org
Submitted: 2009-04-02 04:53 | Emuparadise announces inaugural release of PCSX3 |
| 56 |
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 | shortyawards.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 04:23 | Twitter Pro invites available |
| 57 |
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 | barebones.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 03:48 | LottoCal presents state lottery results for up to five days in advance |
| 58 |
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 | nerdyshirts.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 03:48 | New Light Bending Invisible Shirt |
| 59 |
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 | dyestat.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 03:48 | fake running school |
| 60 |
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 | tonic.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 03:25 | Celebrities Gone Bad Zune Charity Auction to Benefit Bernie Madoff Legal Fund |
| 61 |
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 | gastromatic.net
Submitted: 2009-04-02 03:02 | Gastromatic food and wine self serve machine |
| 62 |
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 | jefffinch.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 02:32 | Conficker C Worm Hits VeriSign: Huge Data Loss |
| 63 |
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 | craftster.org
Submitted: 2009-04-02 02:06 | Craftster is switching to an all macrame theme. |
| 64 |
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 | larryandteddy.blogspot.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 01:52 | Fake RV Park |
| 65 |
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 | bwog.net
Submitted: 2009-04-02 01:27 | Vampire Weekend cancels participation in Bacchanal concert |
| 66 |
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 | wildsnow.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 01:12 | AVi: The 1st Avy Beacon Application for iPhone |
| 67 |
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 | tor.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 01:11 | Troll Nation Protests Against Derogatory Internet Slang |
| 68 |
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 | techwarelabs.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 01:10 | Windowsvirus Conficker Just an April Fools' Day Virus/raffle |
| 69 |
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 | teamfortress.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 01:09 | Valve releases a new update for the Sniper. Introducing the 'Jarate', which is a jar of urine. |
| 70 |
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 | forums.techpowerup.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 01:09 | A new AMD Dual CPU board about to be released |
| 71 |
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 | fromheretouncertainty.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 00:57 | Family agrees to funding from big tobacco for European Trip. |
| 72 |
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 | startrekonline.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 00:55 | Star trek babies online |
| 73 |
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 | daishocon.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 00:44 | DaishoCon has gone Pink! |
| 74 |
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 | wpa-jp.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 00:36 | (Japanese) World Pizza Throwing Association |
| 75 |
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 | interlink.or.jp
Submitted: 2009-04-02 00:35 | (Japanese) New .obama domain |
| 76 |
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 | game.snkplaymore.co.jp
Submitted: 2009-04-02 00:35 | (Japanese) Fake videogame announcement |
| 77 |
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 | fontcraft.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 00:28 | Trade your laser printer for a Monk, who will copy and illuminate your manuscript. |
| 78 |
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 | ithinkimlost.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 00:28 | Site directs to rival site |
| 79 |
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 | ichumon.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 00:27 | Ichumon is taken over by evil green apples |
| 80 |
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 | orlandosentinel.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 00:17 | Woman to 911: Help! I'm locked inside my car |
| 81 |
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 | thegoodphight.com
Submitted: 2009-04-02 00:16 | Phillies announce 'New York Mets Day' at Citizens Bank Park |
| 82 |
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 | wakefieldnews.blogspot.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:46 | This staunch libertarian website poses as overtly Pro-Obama |
| 83 |
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 | whitewizardtoys.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:43 | Multi-dimensional Hypercube Display System for collectors running out of space |
| 84 |
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 | mobileopportunity.blogspot.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:39 | Thoughts on the nonexistent tech industry bailout. We don't need a bailout. Right? |
| 85 |
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 | ascendercorp.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:34 | New 'half-dollar-sign' currency symbol to reflect economic crisis |
| 86 |
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 | twilightlexicon.org
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:33 | The entire site now worships Kaleb Nation (The TwilightGuy). |
| 87 |
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 | en.akibablog.net
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:28 | Reporting the sale of Dragon Quest 9 |
| 88 |
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 | thespeedgamers.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:25 | The Speed Gamers claim they will play a Petz marathon |
| 89 |
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 | firefox.org
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:13 | Zombie Invasion! The Next Harry Potter Book! Undead Rights on Supernatural! And More! |
| 90 |
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 | spore.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:02 | dungeons of spore. They say they are making a great new ascii game. |
| 91 |
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 | osnews.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:01 | offers the download of the source code of their site |
| 92 |
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 | blog.leximo.org
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:00 | Leximo Bought by Google for $16.5 Million in Stock |
| 93 |
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 | burningman.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 23:00 | New Toll Road Leading to Burning Man |
| 94 |
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 | blog.cr0.org
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:58 | Massive exploitation of instant messaging applications proved feasible |
| 95 |
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 | motorcycles.about.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:56 | Motorcycle chrome to be banned |
| 96 |
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 | psiwebcomic.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:51 | PSI character switch with characters from another Magick & Dungeon Legacy |
| 97 |
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 | james.helplarge.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:48 | HelpLarge is going to experience unexpected server problems and will be closed down for good with a internet reboot. |
| 98 |
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 | toughpigs.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:48
by Matthew | The front page has had its colors inverted. Clicking on the image will take you to the normal homepage. |
| 99 |
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 | twilightsucks.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:40 | TwilightSucks appears to have been hacked by Twilight fansites. |
| 100 |
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 | starwars-union.de
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:36 | The site takes a trip to 1989 featuring Star Wars news 80s style. |
| 101 |
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 | encyclopediadramatica.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:23 | Chris-Chan article removed. |
| 102 |
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 | blog.mosso.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:19 | Introducing the Web Host Formerly Known as Mosso |
| 103 |
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 | awesomeststudio.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:15 | Comic leads reader to believe he is mentally unhealthy. |
| 104 |
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 | thespacewriter.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:11 | Cosmology and a certain alien species |
| 105 |
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 | forums.chozosanctuary.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:07 | Chozo Sanctuary closed thanks to lack of funds. |
| 106 |
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 | betterthancleavage.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:04 | betterthancleavage Switches to WORSEthancleavage |
| 107 |
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 | comicmix.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:02 | Alan Moore takes 'Watchmen' movie money to sue DC for print rights reversion |
| 108 |
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 | comicmix.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:01 | Brian Michael Bendis & Alex Maleev to adapt 'Waiting For Godot' for Marvel Classics |
| 109 |
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 | comicmix.com
Submitted: 2009-04-01 22:00 | The return of Miracleman to comics |
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