2005 Jokes |
# |
Rate |
Site |
Joke |
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1 |
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dotget.net
| Microsoft to put P2P software .GET into next version of Windows |
2 |
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kylewenda.com
| the government records your phone calls... scary |
3 |
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rfc-editor.org
| RFC for 'Requirements for Morality Sections in Routing Area Drafts' |
4 |
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waferbaby.com
| amusing php error |
5 |
|
planet.gentoo.org
| Various things, CFLAGS, etc |
6 |
|
fark.com
| Many Jokes (keep reloading): BOOBIES!, Logged in as admin, North-Central Kentucky Bunghole-Discharge, page from 1999, BEER |
7 |
|
2600.com
| Formal Attire required for 2600 meetings today |
8 |
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forumsector.com
| Changed the name to Nascar Sector |
9 |
|
en.wikipedia.org
| Britannica taking over Wikimedia |
10 |
|
google.com
| Google releases Google Gulp |
11 |
|
kellyosbourne.org
| Sanctuary records group shut us down |
12 |
|
nukefreezone.net
| Making fun of atrios.blogspot.com |
13 |
|
weebl.jolt.co.uk
| Replaced with Cats-By-Mail |
14 |
|
telecom.co.nz
| Click 2 Brick |
15 |
|
ytmnd.com
| (NSFW) hacked by teens for christ |
16 |
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wingus.ampedhost.com
| Site converted into Mingus' Gently-Used Furniture store. Oh dear. Why won't he be kind? |
17 |
|
homestarrunner.com
| Now a pay service. |
18 |
|
whirlpool.net.au
| Australia's biggest Luddite to head Australia's largest telco |
19 |
|
thinkgeek.com
| Fake product listings. |
20 |
|
theregister.co.uk
| Bush twins to join Air Force tech unit in Iraq |
21 |
|
creativebits.org
| Site purchased by Microsoft |
22 |
|
ocremix.org
| Now partnered with EA (or something like that). Called EA ReMix. |
23 |
|
spacedaily.com
| Bush Cancels Space Shuttle Program |
24 |
|
planet.gnome.org
| Switched sites with planet.kde.org |
25 |
|
planet.kde.org
| Switched sites with planet.gnome.org |
26 |
|
ietf.org
| RFC: Efficient Transformation Formats of Unicode |
27 |
|
beejaysworld.de
| Gentoo dropping livecds for x86 |
28 |
|
nature.com
| Apollo bacteria spur lunar erosion |
29 |
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antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov
| Water On Mars |
30 |
|
smh.com.au
| (Free Reg Req) SMEGmail offers 1 terabyte storage |
31 |
|
smh.com.asmh.com.au
| (Free Reg Req) Linux looks to Hilton for exposure |
32 |
|
guardian.co.uk
| Not a joke, but a quiz to see if you can spot the fake news articals |
33 |
|
thetoque.com
| Canada Builds Own Missile Defense Shield |
34 |
|
onion.com
| U.S. Dog Owners Fear Arrival of Africanized Fleas |
35 |
|
chron.com
| Bush Twins in Maxim |
36 |
|
ask.com
| Jeeves has been replaced by a robot |
37 |
|
animenewsnetwork.com
| Viz Unlicenses Naruto |
38 |
|
uninventthewheel.co.uk
| New BMW technology to get around the EU ban on right hand drive cars in Europe. |
39 |
|
newgrounds.com
| changing to numagrounds.com |
40 |
|
neopets.com
| neopets adds 50 new pets |
41 |
|
firstloox.org
| The Loox is being recalled |
42 |
|
packages.gentoo.org
| Adobe doesn't sell products for Linux |
43 |
|
pc.ign.com
| Microsoft World of Wordcraft (Extremely Obvious) |
44 |
|
spamusement.com
| Page full of spoof banner ads |
45 |
|
gentooexperimental.org
| Gentoo using the NT kernel |
46 |
|
moddb.com
| Converted the site to a PINK Powerpuff Girls theme! |
47 |
|
unfiction.com
| The whole front page. You can no longer get to the forums either. They even have an AD! |
48 |
|
chrisphilpot.co.uk
| The main menu links all go to the wrong places! |
49 |
|
boringboring.org
| spin on boingboing |
50 |
|
gamefaqs.com
| (Free Reg Req) All moderators/Admins are banned |
51 |
|
oldkewgardens.com
| sold to manure co. offering sale on fresh rabbit droppings, train service to area stopped & old station house to replace more modern building as post office. |
52 |
|
gp32x.de
| Pulled down by authorities for robbing 'hard-working GBA coders of their livelihood, and... creativity' |
53 |
|
opera.com
| Opera Announces Platform-Independent Real-Time Speech Technology |
54 |
|
hpana.com
| Interview with the Half-Blood Prince from the soon to be released Harry Potter book. |
55 |
|
carniola.org
| (NSFW) Blog bought by German pornography giant |
56 |
|
gizmosforgeeks.com
| GfG being shut down by FBI for drunkedness while on the Internet |
57 |
|
magicthegathering.com
| Premium service? I think not... |
58 |
|
startrek.com
| Klingon Eye for the Human Guy and many others |
59 |
|
iwantoneofthose.com
| Holographic computer monitor |
60 |
|
vgcats.com
| Site changed to 'Very Good Hats', etc |
61 |
|
linux.org
| Torvalds: It's Time to Dump the Penguin |
62 |
|
n-sider.com
| Changed site to N-SiderHer.com, risque but very interesting. |
63 |
|
cosforums.com
| closed |
64 |
|
izonews.com
| replaced by different website |
65 |
|
filesheep.com
| Pretended to have merged with a 'rival' forum |
66 |
|
armada2.filefront.com
| Latest News Post, Staff are pretending to be abandoning the network |
67 |
|
mugglenet.com
| Muglenet shut down |
68 |
|
gadgetophile.com
| Man Sells Baby to Pay for Gadgets |
69 |
|
crunchable.net
| Dissociated Press meets blog |
70 |
|
nydailynews.com
| McHip-hop name-drop |
71 |
|
slashdot.org
| Say 'Cheese' to Google Satellite at 10AM |
72 |
|
little-gamers.com
| MPAA notice |
73 |
|
wurmonline.com
| The game client changed into a mud client, blaming 'conflict with the artists' |
74 |
|
livejournal.com
| Brad Fitzpatrick announced his departure & including the introduction of banner ads. |
75 |
|
everything2.com
| Taken Over By Google |
76 |
|
nationstates.net
| Gov't-style 403 Forbidden warning page |
77 |
|
mysite.verizon.net
| Google Firefox |
78 |
|
theregister.co.uk
| Steve Jobs joins IKEA |
79 |
|
cenqua.com
| Code auto commenting |
80 |
|
cenqua.com
| Extreme Programming Chair |
81 |
|
begthequestion.info
| March to End BTQ Abuse! |
82 |
|
media.linspire.com
| now available: Kitchen Toaster that runs Linux |
83 |
|
the-leaky-cauldron.org
| bringing in 'outside help' |
84 |
|
fantasycomic.com
| Faked a Cease and Desist letter from attorneys representing New Line Cinema |
85 |
|
comics.com
| various comics have the same joke |
86 |
|
habitablezone.com
| Terrible News: The UN has voted to close down the Internet! |
87 |
|
imboc.com
| No more Bullitt Mustangs, All Gremlins, all the time! |
88 |
|
politechbot.com
| Religious fundamentalists attack Apple over 'Darwn' and BSD 'Daemon' |
89 |
|
dukebasketballreport.com
| Dick Vitale receiving honorary degree from Duke University |
90 |
|
ipodlinux.org
| Releasing IpodXP kernel... |
91 |
|
wxrt.com
| Running a pledge drive, complete with fake premiums |
92 |
|
midwesttea.com
| Tea grown in midwest lawns |
93 |
|
profootballtalk.com
| Nick Saban quits Dolphins |
94 |
|
wrestlecrap.com
| Wrestlecrap is sold |
95 |
|
beyondunreal.com
| Epic Games Announces Unreal 3: Slug Saga - The Adventures of Ne'ban! |
96 |
|
unrealadmin.org
| UnrealAdmin.org and BeyondUnreal merger |
97 |
|
apple.slashdot.org
| Apple Offers Huge Prizes For Video Game Ports |
98 |
|
louistrations.co.uk
| Site replaced with a lovely FrontPage98 template site. |
99 |
|
ebaumsworld.com
| ebaums moves to The Internet 2 (see sidebar) |
100 |
|
conniptions.net
| Liberal blog taken over by Christian Republican Housewife |
101 |
|
ultrashock.com
| v2.ultrashock.com wins bombshock |
102 |
|
gmail.com
| Submited so many times I decided to add it. Actually real: Infinite+1 worth of email storage |
103 |
|
breakingsports.blogspot.com
| sports rumors- hockey |
104 |
|
applegeeks.com
| Too much bandwidth, site shutting down |
105 |
|
demonolog.com
| Cradle Of Filth and Britney Spears To Duet With 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' |
106 |
|
aerostich.com
| Hi Viz Banana Pioneered |
107 |
|
merkey.net
| Hosting Expired |
108 |
|
boatnerd.com
| Today's 'news channel' reports several fake articles |
109 |
|
coattails.net
| Changed from a research site to a 'community' |
110 |
|
bjork.com
| Oliver Stone to direct new Bjork biopic! |
111 |
|
redimps.co.uk
| Moles on the pitch mean the team has to play at its local rivals stadium. |
112 |
|
treocentral.com
| apple to buy palmOne |
113 |
|
freshtuneage.com
| A rock blogger actually likes Wing? |
114 |
|
fwfr.com
| Four Word Film Review becomes Five Word Film Review for legal reasons |
115 |
|
extremetech.com
| Erotica Found Within Microsoft Office Install |
116 |
|
groups-beta.google.com
| PLT Scheme announces plan to drop LAMBDA |
117 |
|
mirc.net
| Fake preview of mIRC v6.2 |
118 |
|
ebay.com
| Google Gulp Invite |
119 |
|
collegehumor.com
| Philip Morris USA presents... |
120 |
|
videohelp.com
| Requires registration and payment as of April 2005. |
121 |
|
pareto.uab.es
| Automatically deletes any NTFS partitions found |
122 |
|
theregister.co.uk
| Cisco merges with Nabisco |
123 |
|
echoditto.com
| Political internet firm founded by Dean campaign organizers now supporting Tom DeLay for president. |
124 |
|
analogzone.com
| EE geek jokes everyone will find entertaining |
125 |
|
ibiblio.org
| Say Hello to Bloggy! |
126 |
|
blogging.la
| L.A. Times spoof story of escaped 200-pound tumor |
127 |
|
gapersblock.com
| fake ads, bogus stories |
128 |
|
zodiacgamer.emuboards.com
| Nintendo DS emulator for Tapwave Zodiac which requires two Zodiacs and Bluetooth |
129 |
|
aolwatch.org
| Refreshes to a netdisaster flash overlay |
130 |
|
sciam.com
| Scientific American Gives Up |
131 |
|
ask.slashdot.org
| Ask Slashdot: Vaccine to Prevent Killing Human Beings? |
132 |
|
macdailynews.com
| Tiger Woods Signs Deal To Be Apple Spokeperson |
133 |
|
sillycards.com
| We have pictures of you Naked.. (Email) |
134 |
|
gofugyourself.typepad.com
| no more mean celebrity dirt. Love is the new mean |
135 |
|
penny-arcade.com
| April Fools Comic |
136 |
|
depechemode.com
| Fletch posing for Playgirl |
137 |
|
fantasysacs.com
| ricky williams, shawn alexander and donavan mcnabb in 3 way trade |
138 |
|
gnomemeeting.org
| Gnomemeeting dropping open standards and supporting skype. |
139 |
|
phantomoftheopera.com
| ONE NIGHT ONLY - Butler and Rossum on Broadway? |
140 |
|
googolplextheaters.com
| Virtual reality movie theaters |
141 |
|
leftthought.blogspot.com
| Change of plans |
142 |
|
undergoos.com
| Google underwear parody for April 1st 2005 |
143 |
|
thinkgeek.com
| A cool new toy for the people who would like to share music on their iPods |
144 |
|
stereogum.com
| The new Foo Fighters single |
145 |
|
pocketpcthoughts.com
| Many interesting, yet false, news stories |
146 |
|
filmforce.ign.com
| Star Wars episodes VII to IX |
147 |
|
landoverbaptist.org
| Redirected to www.americandecency.org |
148 |
|
eridani.co.uk
| Scanned the entire planet for spam - by satellite |
149 |
|
hotdlz.com
| USB powered breathalyzer, prevents embarrassing email |
150 |
|
sixfoot6.com
| Launched a social software app, parody of Yahoo! 360 |
151 |
|
explicitexposure.blogspot.com
| Prepaid card for lap dances and scort services |
|
152 |
|
sepiamutiny.com
| Large group blog breaking up like a rock band |
153 |
|
scmagazine.com
| First PC Virus Spreads to Humans |
154 |
|
teevee.org
| TypePad Parody - Fake Celebrity Blogs |
155 |
|
good-tutorials.com
| A joke Banner change.. |
156 |
|
berkeley.edu
| UC Berkeley: I knew the university was absurd, but not THIS absurd! |
157 |
|
region7.com
| Starfleet fan club humor |
158 |
|
tomshardware.com
| Consortium to Invest in Time Travel Flux Capacitance |
159 |
|
nationstates.net
| forbidden by the department of homeland security |
160 |
|
cnn.com
| Ms. w2n Wheelchair stripped of title for standing up |
161 |
|
humorgazette.com
| President 'punked' press, public with Iraq gag |
162 |
|
cheapassgamer.com
| Phony Moderator's forum revealed to public |
163 |
|
barebones.com
| A.P.R.I.L F.O.O.L Product - new integrated backup system |
164 |
|
sswug.org
| Run MSSQL on your xbox and linux |
165 |
|
fool.com
| fool lottery |
166 |
|
woot.com
| Purchase (and sell out) button runs away from cursor, and browser shakes |
167 |
|
worldofwarcraft.com
| Panda Express joke making fun of EQ and its /pizza |
168 |
|
hotdealsclub.com
| USB breathalyzer, embarrassing email protection deal for $27 |
169 |
|
sightspeed.blogspot.com
| SightSpeed Used to Talk to Aliens |
170 |
|
techtree.com
| Apple hires DVD Jon |
171 |
|
starchamber.net
| One of the races in this Sci-Fi game are being 'replaced' by a new alien race, the EliteHaxorz |
172 |
|
qwantz.com
| replaced the comic with a new comic, 'a softer world 2' |
173 |
|
stylusmagazine.com
| Bought by Pitchforkmedia |
174 |
|
quakecon.org
| Site devoured by Imps |
175 |
|
thinkgeek.com
| Life Sized Magnetic Toys |
176 |
|
overheardinnewyork.com
| overheard in space |
177 |
|
diamondgeezer.blogspot.com
| '404 error - deleted blog' spoof |
178 |
|
gamespot.com
| All review subtexts changed to leetspeak |
179 |
|
health-hack.com
| SEO Health Institute: Texas H0ldem causes Mes0theli0ma! |
180 |
|
gallery.menalto.com
| Gallery and Coppermine Merger |
181 |
|
damienkatz.net
| (NSFW) Damien goes porno |
182 |
|
startrek.com
| Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise |
183 |
|
cslewis.drzeus.net
| Into the Wardrobe was bought by The Walt Disney Company. |
184 |
|
howstuffworks.com
| Found Missing Star Wars Scenes |
185 |
|
nlamore.blogspot.com
| Discovery of 'Extinct' Butterfly |
186 |
|
realityblurred.com
| TV Comedy |
187 |
|
guardian.co.uk
| New Labour lines up countryside role for Charles |
188 |
|
qwantz.com
| spoof of asofterworld.com |
189 |
|
nationmedia.com
| (Free Reg Req) White cars banned in capital city |
190 |
|
yankovic.org
| Weird Al blog is now Eminem Blog |
191 |
|
scottschultz.net
| Blog owner is too poor to have a website |
192 |
|
roxanne.typepad.com
| Michelle Maklin (need I say more?) |
193 |
|
iol.co.za
| Tokyo Zoo announces the discovery of a new giant penguin |
194 |
|
unknowncountry.com
| Texas Enacts Leviticus as State Law |
195 |
|
extensionsmirror.nl
| new featuer in firefox |
196 |
|
gm.tv
| Fruit shakes |
197 |
|
deathfall.com
| Jar Jar's death in Star Wars |
198 |
|
kevindevin.com
| Regular host has left the show followed by Doppler spoof (Dossler - a Dos-based podcast non-aggregator) |
199 |
|
theappleblog.com
| Apple Releasing Home Media Center: iHome |
200 |
|
crazyillusion.com
| try to see an illuion, some fat person appears and farts at the screen....not amusing |
201 |
|
grubesteak.com
| Man leaves tech job to work for gas station |
202 |
|
freshmeat.net
| duke nukem forever is coming out!! .. |
203 |
|
icq.com
| Rotated main page |
204 |
|
skepdic.com
| Hardcore Skeptic Becomes Believer |
205 |
|
solarconflict.com
| When a user logs in, it says that the owner shut the site down. |
206 |
|
tfw2005.com
| Transformers Collector site changed to Care Bears Collector site |
207 |
|
reviews.cnet.com
| iTreoPod: long awaited merger of phone and iPod |
208 |
|
twolumps.keenspace.com
| comic is upside down |
209 |
|
iccomics.com
| changed site to look as if a 'l33t' 12 year old made it |
210 |
|
yagoohoogle.com
| YaGooHoo!gle |
211 |
|
internetnews.com
| Intel Wants Off Open Source Listing |
212 |
|
hpana.com
| Fake news stories from the Harry Potter wizarding world |
213 |
|
steveshu.typepad.com
| Blogging Iceberg vs. Sydney Iceberg 1970s |
214 |
|
maddox.xmission.com
| changed the entire layout of the site |
215 |
|
libraryjournal.com
| Spoof celebrity news for library and information scientists |
216 |
|
locusmag.com
| DVD Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special (Platinum Edition) |
217 |
|
macobserver.com
| Apple Adopts Windows Media for iTunes, iPod |
218 |
|
collegechixors.com
| A fake hack, pulled by CypherXero on his domain |
219 |
|
recipezaar.com
| New disclaimer required saying eating food is dangerous. |
220 |
|
whitehouse.org
| Blamed 'hacker' attack on another website. |
221 |
|
utopios.org
| Proprietary release, etc |
222 |
|
bungie.net
| New map and easter eggs |
223 |
|
obscurity.com
| the stone has a date with lindsay lohan |
224 |
|
npr.org
| Untapped Maple Syrup Trees explode with deadly force! |
225 |
|
saidthegramophone.com
| New pay-for-posts plan. |
226 |
|
lemon-red.blogspot.com
| Fake M.I.A./David Banner song |
227 |
|
asofterworld.com
| 'baby doom' comic, mocking the catch-phrase style of mister Ryan North of qwantz.com |
228 |
|
sparque.info
| Apple's plans new Open Source operating system: MacBSD |
229 |
|
eonline.com
| Columnist Kristen tells readers she has quit. |
230 |
|
idolforums.com
| mirrored/upside down pages, black and white, fading pages |
231 |
|
sonic-cult.org
| Merged with Sonic Classic |
232 |
|
sclassic.net
| Merged with Sonic CulT |
233 |
|
squidi.net
| Joke Comic |
234 |
|
ddrfreak.com
| Site to focus on In the Groove |
235 |
|
linuxart.com
| new site theme: vt100 green-on-black |
236 |
|
opieanthony.net
| MAYOR OF BOSTON?? DED? |
237 |
|
thesnitch.com
| dan radicillfe will not be in anymore harry potter movies |
238 |
|
crunchland.com
| renamed to Churchland |
239 |
|
csbanana.com
| Saying they were becoming a homosexual dating service |
240 |
|
doomworld.com
| Sponsored by McDonald's |
241 |
|
breakingwindows.com
| Sony Dropping PSP Support |
242 |
|
lottospielen-ltsa.de
| 50th lotto ball |
243 |
|
4chan.org
| Furry Imageboard |
244 |
|
growabrain.typepad.com
| grow-a-brain quit blogging |
245 |
|
chaseandsam.com
| Pc focused computing show puts buying a Mac atop their security page how to. |
246 |
|
gpf-comics.com
| All colors on index page inverted. |
247 |
|
timrules.com
| Faked getting sued for photographing copyright logos |
248 |
|
thegfa.info
| Site Closing Down |
249 |
|
gospelrhys.co.uk
| Hacked by anti-Welsh (ie. English) hackers |
250 |
|
besttechie.net
| besttechie site sold to 'worstnewbie' |
251 |
|
oblivionportal.com
| EA bought out Bethesda |
252 |
|
subzeroblue.com
| Public Toilet Obsession |
253 |
|
webhostingtalk.com
| Changed all forum names to stupid ones and reset post counts to zero |
254 |
|
root32.com
| Website turned in to a flower shop. |
255 |
|
peliplaneetta.net
| (Not in English) Queer Eye for the Straight Guy game for Nintendo DS |
256 |
|
reviews.cnet.com
| iTreoPod |
257 |
|
makingfiends.com
| makingfiends, now in russian |
258 |
|
coldhardflash.com
| Passion High |
259 |
|
veritaserum.com
| Voldemort has taken over this site |
260 |
|
kontraband.com
| (Some NSFW) Britney spears XXX Video Hoax |
261 |
|
twliterary.com
| Satirical publishing industry fellowship |
262 |
|
insidehoops.com
| Steve Nash suspended for the rest of the NBA season |
263 |
|
extremetech.com
| Hacking a cow to power an AMD64 computer |
264 |
|
twistedportal.com
| Closed down, announced new project, which was a nude website of the owner |
265 |
|
icebb.kenkarpg.info
| 'Envision Power Services' |
266 |
|
kongisking.net
| Peter Jackson will do two sequels to 'Kong is King' |
267 |
|
pearpc.net
| Switched to supporting 'CherryOS' |
268 |
|
sciencedirect.8bit.at
| Journal of Knowledge Research: Information Does not Exist |
269 |
|
imao.us
| Domain sold to korean handle and grip maker. |
270 |
|
coldcallcomedy.com
| He got revenge on thos pesky cold callers |
271 |
|
sharpened.net
| Internet Usage Drops 80% |
272 |
|
lpassociation.com
| Linkin Park To Perform At Prince's Birthday Party |
273 |
|
mafiaa.org
| RIAA and MPAA merge into one entity called MAFIAA |
274 |
|
stankdawg.com
| Stank was arrested for what someone put on the forums. |
275 |
|
acomputershow.com
| Computer radio show/website cancelled and replaced by all American Idol news. |
276 |
|
emailaddresses.com
| EmailAddresses.com bought out by Google |
277 |
|
harrypotterfanzone.com
| The site's theme was changed to 'Star Wars' |
278 |
|
gbgames.com
| Poking fun at game developer wannabes who post similarly for real |
279 |
|
binaryculture.net
| Sony to Withdraw From North American Gaming Market |
280 |
|
caughq.org
| Funny security advisory |
281 |
|
toryscum.com
| Claimed that the UK's Conservative Party was launching Conservative Allstars trainers to appeal to kids |
282 |
|
sideshowtoy.com
| New Obi-wan Kenobi collectible figure?! |
283 |
|
homepage.mac.com
| steroid side effects |
284 |
|
advogato.org
| AI Has Been Solved (Double prank -- serious article posted as if it were an April Fool's joke) |
285 |
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petiteanglaise.com
| petite anglaise has been 'dooced' |
286 |
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mysticsoftware.net
| Fake shutdown by the host for storing illegal content |
287 |
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theinquirer.net
| Broadcast flag extended to Web |
288 |
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news.yahoo.com
| pc place names |
289 |
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toolband.com
| Maynard finds Jesus |
290 |
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toolshed.down.net
| Also in on Maynard leaving Tool for Jesus...good enough for MTV to buy joke as real |
291 |
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appletalk.com.au
| 'AppleTalk Trademark Violation - site being closed' |
292 |
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visualirc.net
| Fake preview of new Visual IRC version, entitled 'Visual mIRC' |