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| Featured Jokes from 2009 | |||||||||||
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 | socialblade.com | Digg's Algorithm Cracked! Your personalized formula to Digg's front page can be found here. | |||||||
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 | ivr-smartass.psshelp.com | New Product from PSS: 'SMART-ASS' - Detects when callers lie to Call Center agents | |||||||
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 | youtube.com | YouTube Videos are Upside Down: Add &flip=1 to URL to activate. | |||||||
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 | njection.com | BBC / Top Gear To Stream Show On Hulu, Ad Supported. | |||||||
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 | smashingmagazine.com | Breaking: Internet Explorer 8.1 Eagle Eyes Leaked | |||||||
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 | google.com.au | gBall from Google: football that contains inbuilt GPS and motion sensor systems to monitor the location, force and torque of each kick | |||||||
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 | sitepoint.com | Internet Reboot Today at 11.59UTC | |||||||
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 | thepiratebay.org | Warner Brothers take over the Piratebay | |||||||
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 | guardian.co.uk | Guardian kills print version and goes to Twitter only | |||||||
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 | woopra.com | Woopra website tracking software has a new feature that lets you REALLY WATCH your visitors from their webcams | |||||||
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 | aws.typepad.com | Up, Up, and Away - Cloud Computing Reaches for the Sky | |||||||
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 | bugmenot.com | Need an account for bugmenot, the site to get logins for other sites | |||||||
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 | gonullyourself.org | Conficker...on FreeBSD! | |||||||
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 | google.com | Google introduces CADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity | |||||||
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 | woot.com | $3.00 + $1,000,000.00 shipping | |||||||
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 | kodak.com | Miraculous new camera technolgy that attaches to the lens of your glasses. | |||||||
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 | thinkgeek.com | Fake Products: Unicorn Chaser, Tauntaun Sleeping Bag, Interactive Portal T-Shirts, Secret QR Code Shirt, Squeez Bacon?, Buzzword - The Shocking Speech-Recognition Wristband, Ultimate Assassins Weapon Ice Mold | |||||||
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 | mail.google.com | Gmail's new Auto-reply feature. | |||||||
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 | reddit.com | Looks like digg | |||||||
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 | qualcomm.com | Qualcomm has outdone itself with the Wireless Convergence project. | |||||||
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 | myswitzerland.com | Jobs as Mountain Cleaners | |||||||
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 | saveie6.com | The whole site is a joke on Internet Explorer 6 | |||||||
| Top 20 Highest Rated Jokes (2009) | |||||||||||
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| reddit.com | Looks like digg | |||||||
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| mail.google.com | Gmail's new Auto-reply feature. | |||||||
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| google.com | Google introduces CADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity | |||||||
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| woot.com | $3.00 + $1,000,000.00 shipping | |||||||
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| bugmenot.com | Need an account for bugmenot, the site to get logins for other sites | |||||||
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| gonullyourself.org | Conficker...on FreeBSD! | |||||||
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| guardian.co.uk | Guardian kills print version and goes to Twitter only | |||||||
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 | newgrounds.com | A Government of the People's Republic of China Website. | |||||||
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| thinkgeek.com | Fake Products: Unicorn Chaser, Tauntaun Sleeping Bag, Interactive Portal T-Shirts, Secret QR Code Shirt, Squeez Bacon?, Buzzword - The Shocking Speech-Recognition Wristband, Ultimate Assassins Weapon Ice Mold | |||||||
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 | twilightsucks.com | TwilightSucks appears to have been hacked by Twilight fansites. | |||||||
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| qualcomm.com | Qualcomm has outdone itself with the Wireless Convergence project. | |||||||
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 | nin.com | New free Nine Inch Nails album produced by Timbaland and starring Justin Timberlake, Jay-z and others. | |||||||
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| myswitzerland.com | Jobs as Mountain Cleaners | |||||||
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| kodak.com | Miraculous new camera technolgy that attaches to the lens of your glasses. | |||||||
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 | whitehouse.gov1.info | Fake Obama White House website | |||||||
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 | therawfeed.com | Microsoft to launch Windows 7 in just one version | |||||||
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 | en.wikipedia.org | Whole Wikipedia main page is a hoax | |||||||
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| sitepoint.com | Internet Reboot Today at 11.59UTC | |||||||
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 | newgrounds.com | Newgrounds has been un-blocked in China, following with website skin change | |||||||
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 | expedia.com | Flights to Mars from only $99 | |||||||
| All 2009 Jokes | |||||||||||
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 | news.netcraft.com Submited: 2009-04-07 03:57 | Lynx browser more popular than Firefox or Internet Explorer | |||||||
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 | aq.com Submited: 2009-04-06 22:04 | New 'great' weapons that were actually just childish swords | |||||||
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 | boxxychan.tk Submited: 2009-04-05 22:54 | Now specializing in news about Lindsay Lohan | |||||||
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 | rockline.it Submited: 2009-04-05 20:19 | Five fake reviews | |||||||
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 | cardplayer.it Submited: 2009-04-05 06:32 | (Italian) Online pokeroom Gioco Digitale introduce Jokers | |||||||
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 | myonlinethoughts.wordpress.com Submited: 2009-04-04 14:35 | An ode to the much reviled directoro, Uwe Boll. | |||||||
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 | goofans.com Submited: 2009-04-04 11:22 | The entire site was replaced by the 'MOM' computer from the game. The user could 'crash' MOM and reboot via a UNIX shell to get to the real site. | |||||||
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 | metatalk.metafilter.com Submited: 2009-04-04 10:02 | MetaFilter scales back some of its services | |||||||
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 | triplepundit.com Submited: 2009-04-03 19:12 | American Airlines Launches Zero Emissions Zeppelin Service | |||||||
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 | prettymuchamazing.com Submited: 2009-04-03 18:41 | PMA said that Radiohead had covered the Miley cyrus (Hanna Montana) song The Climb, after Miley kept talking shit about them when they refused to meet her at the grammies. The download was just a loop of Nick and Noras Infinite Playlist. As of April 4 2009 6:40 it has been downloaded over 3,000 times. | |||||||
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 | dvdfuture.com Submited: 2009-04-03 16:25 | Breaking News: Star Trek and Star Wars to merge | |||||||
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 | niloyonphotography.blogspot.com Submited: 2009-04-03 08:55 | Nikon and Canon teams up to make revolutionary camera | |||||||
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 | freerangeturtles.com Submited: 2009-04-03 05:59 | Turtle Wax switch from battery-farmed to free range turtles | |||||||
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 | facebook.com Submited: 2009-04-02 23:30 | Facebook Admits New Layout Has Been An April Fool's Day Joke! | |||||||
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 | apelad.blogspot.com Submited: 2009-04-02 22:38 | A massive style change for the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats. | |||||||
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 | terminatornewsnetwork.wordpress.com Submited: 2009-04-02 21:08 | Changes in store for Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 3. | |||||||
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 | arrl.org Submited: 2009-04-02 14:42 | Federal Communications Commission Amateur Radio rule change | |||||||