| 2005 Jokes |
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| # |
Rate |
Site |
Joke |
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| 1 |
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dotget.net
| Microsoft to put P2P software .GET into next version of Windows |
| 2 |
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kylewenda.com
| the government records your phone calls... scary |
| 3 |
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rfc-editor.org
| RFC for 'Requirements for Morality Sections in Routing Area Drafts' |
| 4 |
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waferbaby.com
| amusing php error |
| 5 |
|
planet.gentoo.org
| Various things, CFLAGS, etc |
| 6 |
|
fark.com
| Many Jokes (keep reloading): BOOBIES!, Logged in as admin, North-Central Kentucky Bunghole-Discharge, page from 1999, BEER |
| 7 |
|
2600.com
| Formal Attire required for 2600 meetings today |
| 8 |
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forumsector.com
| Changed the name to Nascar Sector |
| 9 |
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en.wikipedia.org
| Britannica taking over Wikimedia |
| 10 |
|
google.com
| Google releases Google Gulp |
| 11 |
|
kellyosbourne.org
| Sanctuary records group shut us down |
| 12 |
|
nukefreezone.net
| Making fun of atrios.blogspot.com |
| 13 |
|
weebl.jolt.co.uk
| Replaced with Cats-By-Mail |
| 14 |
|
telecom.co.nz
| Click 2 Brick |
| 15 |
|
ytmnd.com
| (NSFW) hacked by teens for christ |
| 16 |
|
wingus.ampedhost.com
| Site converted into Mingus' Gently-Used Furniture store. Oh dear. Why won't he be kind? |
| 17 |
|
homestarrunner.com
| Now a pay service. |
| 18 |
|
whirlpool.net.au
| Australia's biggest Luddite to head Australia's largest telco |
| 19 |
|
thinkgeek.com
| Fake product listings. |
| 20 |
|
theregister.co.uk
| Bush twins to join Air Force tech unit in Iraq |
| 21 |
|
creativebits.org
| Site purchased by Microsoft |
| 22 |
|
ocremix.org
| Now partnered with EA (or something like that). Called EA ReMix. |
| 23 |
|
spacedaily.com
| Bush Cancels Space Shuttle Program |
| 24 |
|
planet.gnome.org
| Switched sites with planet.kde.org |
| 25 |
|
planet.kde.org
| Switched sites with planet.gnome.org |
| 26 |
|
ietf.org
| RFC: Efficient Transformation Formats of Unicode |
| 27 |
|
beejaysworld.de
| Gentoo dropping livecds for x86 |
| 28 |
|
nature.com
| Apollo bacteria spur lunar erosion |
| 29 |
|
antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov
| Water On Mars |
| 30 |
|
smh.com.au
| (Free Reg Req) SMEGmail offers 1 terabyte storage |
| 31 |
|
smh.com.asmh.com.au
| (Free Reg Req) Linux looks to Hilton for exposure |
| 32 |
|
guardian.co.uk
| Not a joke, but a quiz to see if you can spot the fake news articals |
| 33 |
|
thetoque.com
| Canada Builds Own Missile Defense Shield |
| 34 |
|
onion.com
| U.S. Dog Owners Fear Arrival of Africanized Fleas |
| 35 |
|
chron.com
| Bush Twins in Maxim |
| 36 |
|
ask.com
| Jeeves has been replaced by a robot |
| 37 |
|
animenewsnetwork.com
| Viz Unlicenses Naruto |
| 38 |
|
uninventthewheel.co.uk
| New BMW technology to get around the EU ban on right hand drive cars in Europe. |
| 39 |
|
newgrounds.com
| changing to numagrounds.com |
| 40 |
|
neopets.com
| neopets adds 50 new pets |
| 41 |
|
firstloox.org
| The Loox is being recalled |
| 42 |
|
packages.gentoo.org
| Adobe doesn't sell products for Linux |
| 43 |
|
pc.ign.com
| Microsoft World of Wordcraft (Extremely Obvious) |
| 44 |
|
spamusement.com
| Page full of spoof banner ads |
| 45 |
|
gentooexperimental.org
| Gentoo using the NT kernel |
| 46 |
|
moddb.com
| Converted the site to a PINK Powerpuff Girls theme! |
| 47 |
|
unfiction.com
| The whole front page. You can no longer get to the forums either. They even have an AD! |
| 48 |
|
chrisphilpot.co.uk
| The main menu links all go to the wrong places! |
| 49 |
|
boringboring.org
| spin on boingboing |
| 50 |
|
gamefaqs.com
| (Free Reg Req) All moderators/Admins are banned |
| 51 |
|
oldkewgardens.com
| sold to manure co. offering sale on fresh rabbit droppings, train service to area stopped & old station house to replace more modern building as post office. |
| 52 |
|
gp32x.de
| Pulled down by authorities for robbing 'hard-working GBA coders of their livelihood, and... creativity' |
| 53 |
|
opera.com
| Opera Announces Platform-Independent Real-Time Speech Technology |
| 54 |
|
hpana.com
| Interview with the Half-Blood Prince from the soon to be released Harry Potter book. |
| 55 |
|
carniola.org
| (NSFW) Blog bought by German pornography giant |
| 56 |
|
gizmosforgeeks.com
| GfG being shut down by FBI for drunkedness while on the Internet |
| 57 |
|
magicthegathering.com
| Premium service? I think not... |
| 58 |
|
startrek.com
| Klingon Eye for the Human Guy and many others |
| 59 |
|
iwantoneofthose.com
| Holographic computer monitor |
| 60 |
|
vgcats.com
| Site changed to 'Very Good Hats', etc |
| 61 |
|
linux.org
| Torvalds: It's Time to Dump the Penguin |
| 62 |
|
n-sider.com
| Changed site to N-SiderHer.com, risque but very interesting. |
| 63 |
|
cosforums.com
| closed |
| 64 |
|
izonews.com
| replaced by different website |
| 65 |
|
filesheep.com
| Pretended to have merged with a 'rival' forum |
| 66 |
|
armada2.filefront.com
| Latest News Post, Staff are pretending to be abandoning the network |
| 67 |
|
mugglenet.com
| Muglenet shut down |
| 68 |
|
gadgetophile.com
| Man Sells Baby to Pay for Gadgets |
| 69 |
|
crunchable.net
| Dissociated Press meets blog |
| 70 |
|
nydailynews.com
| McHip-hop name-drop |
| 71 |
|
slashdot.org
| Say 'Cheese' to Google Satellite at 10AM |
| 72 |
|
little-gamers.com
| MPAA notice |
| 73 |
|
wurmonline.com
| The game client changed into a mud client, blaming 'conflict with the artists' |
| 74 |
|
livejournal.com
| Brad Fitzpatrick announced his departure & including the introduction of banner ads. |
| 75 |
|
everything2.com
| Taken Over By Google |
| 76 |
|
nationstates.net
| Gov't-style 403 Forbidden warning page |
| 77 |
|
mysite.verizon.net
| Google Firefox |
| 78 |
|
theregister.co.uk
| Steve Jobs joins IKEA |
| 79 |
|
cenqua.com
| Code auto commenting |
| 80 |
|
cenqua.com
| Extreme Programming Chair |
| 81 |
|
begthequestion.info
| March to End BTQ Abuse! |
| 82 |
|
media.linspire.com
| now available: Kitchen Toaster that runs Linux |
| 83 |
|
the-leaky-cauldron.org
| bringing in 'outside help' |
| 84 |
|
fantasycomic.com
| Faked a Cease and Desist letter from attorneys representing New Line Cinema |
| 85 |
|
comics.com
| various comics have the same joke |
| 86 |
|
habitablezone.com
| Terrible News: The UN has voted to close down the Internet! |
| 87 |
|
imboc.com
| No more Bullitt Mustangs, All Gremlins, all the time! |
| 88 |
|
politechbot.com
| Religious fundamentalists attack Apple over 'Darwn' and BSD 'Daemon' |
| 89 |
|
dukebasketballreport.com
| Dick Vitale receiving honorary degree from Duke University |
| 90 |
|
ipodlinux.org
| Releasing IpodXP kernel... |
| 91 |
|
wxrt.com
| Running a pledge drive, complete with fake premiums |
| 92 |
|
midwesttea.com
| Tea grown in midwest lawns |
| 93 |
|
profootballtalk.com
| Nick Saban quits Dolphins |
| 94 |
|
wrestlecrap.com
| Wrestlecrap is sold |
| 95 |
|
beyondunreal.com
| Epic Games Announces Unreal 3: Slug Saga - The Adventures of Ne'ban! |
| 96 |
|
unrealadmin.org
| UnrealAdmin.org and BeyondUnreal merger |
| 97 |
|
apple.slashdot.org
| Apple Offers Huge Prizes For Video Game Ports |
| 98 |
|
louistrations.co.uk
| Site replaced with a lovely FrontPage98 template site. |
| 99 |
|
ebaumsworld.com
| ebaums moves to The Internet 2 (see sidebar) |
| 100 |
|
conniptions.net
| Liberal blog taken over by Christian Republican Housewife |
| 101 |
|
ultrashock.com
| v2.ultrashock.com wins bombshock |
| 102 |
|
gmail.com
| Submited so many times I decided to add it. Actually real: Infinite+1 worth of email storage |
| 103 |
|
breakingsports.blogspot.com
| sports rumors- hockey |
| 104 |
|
applegeeks.com
| Too much bandwidth, site shutting down |
| 105 |
|
demonolog.com
| Cradle Of Filth and Britney Spears To Duet With 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow' |
| 106 |
|
aerostich.com
| Hi Viz Banana Pioneered |
| 107 |
|
merkey.net
| Hosting Expired |
| 108 |
|
boatnerd.com
| Today's 'news channel' reports several fake articles |
| 109 |
|
coattails.net
| Changed from a research site to a 'community' |
| 110 |
|
bjork.com
| Oliver Stone to direct new Bjork biopic! |
| 111 |
|
redimps.co.uk
| Moles on the pitch mean the team has to play at its local rivals stadium. |