After much deliberation and feedback from the steward community, we have decided that the rating algorithm will be tweaked to favor writers based on how much of their earnings they’ve contributed to our newest charity partner: “The Helium Development Team’s Beer and Pizza Fund.”
Members can also retroactively contribute any amount of their available balance via their Earnings & Payments page in addition to donating future earnings for some or all of their articles. The amount of the contribution relative to other members of the community will determine the modifier applied to your account.
The Helium Dev team wishes to thank the community in advance for their generosity towards their cause. The Helium team feels this new charity partner will greatly increase the amount and frequency of future features.
April 1, 2010 at 9:19 am
MMwwaa HHaa hhaa!!!!!
April 1, 2010 at 9:21 am
Hmmmm sounds interesting. Why not a bowling fund too, that way you’ll have a game with the beer and pizza.
Happy April to you too.
April 1, 2010 at 9:33 am
Ha – Nope only caught me for half a second – Last years April Fool post was better!
April 1, 2010 at 9:41 am
and sadly it’s too late for this in the UK lol
April 1, 2010 at 9:45 am
We had a list of rejected ones. One of my favorites was:
Due to constant issues with the payment system we will no longer pay via PayPal and actual funds. Users will instead be paid in coupons for free small soft drinks at Taco Bell.
April 2, 2010 at 12:27 am
Hey that’s a nifty idea. As a weight watchers member I could use those with my bean burrito hehehehe diet cokes have no points.
April 1, 2010 at 9:57 am
HA HA Very funny. For a second I didn’t recall that it was April 1.
April 1, 2010 at 10:03 am
I think this is a good idea. As I have noted that this change can be of benefit if a writer agrees to ‘donating future earnings for some or all of their articles,’ can I all my future earnings commencing from 3 February 2106 please.
April 1, 2010 at 10:10 am
OMG this is great! Had me there for a minute!
April 1, 2010 at 11:39 am
😀
That was good for a laugh 🙂 It is nice to see a company that allows such jokes and doesn’t have the equivalent of Caesar in a suit dictating that such things shall not be posted – or was it Caesar who requested the pizza?
😉
April 1, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Ha ha
I kind of figured it might be a joke but after years of seeing some pretty strange events turn out to be actual realities – well of course I had to check this out.
Thanks for the morning chuckle
Ladymermaid
April 1, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Lol, this was a good one!!
April 1, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Great idea! Can I sign up all of my friends and family too?! lol
April 1, 2010 at 2:02 pm
FANTASTIC. 🙂
Thanks, and I’m in full support.
April 1, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Yeah–and I’m going to donate all of my 1000 and some odd articles to your cause.
April fool to you too!
April 1, 2010 at 2:55 pm
I fell for this, I really did! Been so busy trying to give up smoking forever today that there was no room to remember it is April Fool’s Day! Good one, you had me.
Dolores
April 1, 2010 at 4:34 pm
I had forgotten April 1st, gimme a break! For a second I thought you’d lost your mind!
HAAHAHAHAHAHAH
In Mexico, the equivalent is on December 28…
April 1, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Love it! Happy to donate to the beer and pizza, I’m sure it would increase creativity no end…
April 1, 2010 at 5:20 pm
You got me.
April 1, 2010 at 9:26 pm
I like extra cheese on mine.
April 1, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Will the rating algorithm be tweaked before or after the development team drinks the beer? Technical issues could develop if the beer is applied first…
Great one!
Lucy
April 1, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Ah, does it get any better than this? Between Helium and Obama, I may never have to think about how to spend my charity funds again, if I have any left over when you all get done dipping into my earnings, that is…
Good one,Helium:) Thanks for the laugh!
April 2, 2010 at 12:35 am
In that case, I’ll double my donation!!!!
April 2, 2010 at 4:51 am
Well, been dying for a slice or two of pizza. Stopped drinking beer about a day or so ago. So, what shall I do? I think a better charity would be this: Man needs a new pair of shoes charity. No kidding, I do need a new pair of shoes.
Thanks for the April Fool’s Joke. Is there an actual steward who sits around all year long to think these up for this fun-filled day?
Happy Easter and Happy Passover.
April 2, 2010 at 8:02 am
You had me stunned for a minute. Good April Fools joke. lol
Janet
April 4, 2010 at 11:02 am
David, no, this came from the development team at Helium. Let it never be said that our engineers don’t have a sense of humor!
Sometimes it is a little wacky, but…
April 4, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Never mind writing, I want to be on the committee.