"Recently my friend brought his dog (a boy dog) over to my house. I too have a dog that is a boy. I thought it would be fun for them to meet. Lord, I wish I'd never done that. My dog tried to... umm... "lie with" my friend's dog. In fact, I think they actually made love, because they were together a long time before my friend finally brought the water hose and we squirted them apart.
I've asked Jesus to forgive me for owning such a sinful beast. Since I could not explain the nature of sin to my dog, Jesus laid it on my heart to have my dog put to sleep, so it would not continue a sinful lifestyle.
So today I noticed that the new Facebook gift is a puppy in a box and I'm really sad because my dog is dead. Has anyone else had to deal with something like this?
PS - some of my liberal friends think I shouldn't have put my dog to sleep. IDK, what do u guys think?"
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This has got to be the most disgusting thing I have read here all year. And I have read alot of disgusting things. I am at a loss for words. One cannot describe how truly fucked up this is. I think I am going to be sick.
Same Here Buddy, Same Here.
Please be a joke, please, please, please.
I think it's a joke. A sick joke, but a joke nevertheless.
And I'm going to go on thinking it's a joke, because otherwise, I'm risking my sanity. I buried one of mine yesterday.
Guys, hang on. This does sound reprehensible, obviously, but it's also pretty obviously not true.
No vet would put a dog to sleep for "sinning." He's full of shit. Thankfully.
There are plenty of vets who will put an animal down for no reason at all, including this.
You can't really troll Facebook easily, but I think someone has managed it judging by his picture and friends.
He also says:
of course its yet another, well known (shit, this ain't exactly new) point against their 'its unnatural' crap.
The percentages vary from species to species but its always there...
Still, that wasn't sexual so much as a show of dominance there...
You sick fuck. Check this out. If I ever find you I am going to strap you to a chair and cut a hole in your stomach. Then I will rip your pants off. Then I will sever your penis from your body with a blunt knife. Then, after I am done smacking you with your bloody dick, I am going to make you chew it up and swallow it. Then I am going to reach into your stomach cavity, which I conveniently opened up already, and repeat the process... Again... And again... And again... Untill you either die from stomach blood loss (which is THE slowest way you can possibly die)Or I can no longer find pieces of your penis to feed you because you have chewed them apart 10 times over. Only then will you have paid for what you've done. Sleep tight buddy.
I have two male dogs myself and like Laitoste says, its normal.
I hope that this is a troll and just a sick (joke? who would find this funny?) post by Horatio.
You sick fuck. Check this out. If I ever find you I am going to strap you to a chair and cut a hole in your stomach. Then I will rip your pants off. Then I will sever your penis from your body with a blunt knife. Then, after I am done smacking you with your bloody dick, I am going to make you chew it up and swallow it. Then I am going to reach into your stomach cavity, which I conveniently opened up already, and repeat the process... Again... And again... And again... Untill you either die from stomach blood loss (which is THE slowest way you can possibly die)Or I can no longer find pieces of your penis to feed you because you have chewed them apart 10 times over. Only then will you have paid for what you've done. Sleep tight buddy.
No vet would put a dog to sleep for "sinning." He's full of shit. Thankfully.
Not necessarily for "sinning" - but I think that in many places, there's vets who will agree to euthanise an animal for any reason. Though, it depends on the vet, and the laws in the area, of course.
If this is true - this person should not have kids, ever.
No vet would put a dog to sleep for "sinning." He's full of shit. Thankfully.
True. My brother is a vet. No vet would ever do this.
Now, they MIGHT inject this owner with a "doggie cocktail"...
This has to be a joke. No vet in their right mind would put a dog to sleep because its owner thought it was sinning. In fact, I'm pretty sure the vet would be obligated to take the pet away from that owner.
Either that or the guy found his own way of killing the dog.
You are sick, sick person. You should be charged with animal cruelty and denied the right to have any animals or children for the rest of your life.
Animals are going to fuck what they want. You can't stop it. Just because you don't like gay sex doesn't mean other species aren't going to do it.
O. M. G. That's just heartbreaking. Please be Poe. Please.
Sexual intercourse for dogs is a matter of dominance, especially around other dogs. My female dog and one of her friends do it all the time. Embarrassing for the humans, but standard dance for the dogs. Dogs aren't humans, they have different ways of doing things. Dominance and enjoying each other, establishing relationship, that's what humping is for.
Oh my god, I can't believe he did that.
@Nekhbet --
Come on, use the word for "transmigration of souls"! You know you want to...it's one of the best words in English, borrowed or otherwise!
(Non-James Joyce fans -- it's "metempsychosis".)
the dog part doesn't sorta pisses me off though i do wonder wtf are you smoking.
This guy is just sick!
the dog part doesn't sorta pisses me off though i do wonder wtf are you smoking.
This guy is just sick!
the dog part doesn't sorta pisses me off though i do wonder wtf are you smoking.
This guy is just sick!
I do hope he is joking.
the dog part doesn't sorta pisses me off though i do wonder wtf are you smoking.
This guy is just sick!
the dog part doesn't sorta pisses me off though i do wonder wtf are you smoking.
This guy is just sick!
the dog part doesn't sorta pisses me off though i do wonder wtf are you smoking.
This guy is just sick!
the dog part doesn't sorta pisses me off though i do wonder wtf are you smoking.
This guy is just sick!
I do hope he is joking.
Hoping this is poe, but if not...
Oh my fucking shit. This went from idiot’ to monster’ in 3.8 seconds. You sick little fucker! What the hell is the matter with you!?! An animal cannot “sin” you dolt. I can’t even begin to describe what a deluded, stupid, logic-free, twisted fuck of a human being you are for killing your perfectly healthy pet because you thought it was disrespecting your fucking bible and your fucking god. Maybe if you didn’t worship some old idea of a god that “delights” in the smell of burning dead animals and the sprinkling of blood on alters and faces and toes that you might have some respect for life. As it is you are a warped and brainwashed individual that shouldn’t be allowed to be around pets or children without adult supervision. Think about this one for a minute sheep; why would your god be so much more interested in your dogs penis then any war, injustice, genocide, plague, famine, flood, tsunami, tornado, hurricane, dictatorship, torture-room or cancer on earth? You killed your dog for nothing. For no fucking reason. And that stupid dog probably went to the vet’s office and sat waiting anxiously for you to return. He was the closest thing you’ll probably have to the undying, unwavering, eternal love that you are seeking and you killed him. How terribly sad.
Troll...Vets don't just kill dogs for committing a "human" sin.
Kill yourself for failing to "witness" to your dog.
By the way, it's in dog's nature to "play" fuck the same sex. Why do you think they hump your leg?
Is this an argument FOR abortion or murder? I mean, even though I can't "witness" to a fetus, and he fingers the vagoo of his twin sister in the womb, should I stab him with a coat hanger? Or would you just kill off a family member if they did something against the Bible?
I still say troll, but if not, Jeebus help us.
ryan
Besides, you've read a lot of the shit that gets posted here. You've never been taken aback by anything that has been posted here? This post ISN'T even in the realm of possiblity? Do you remember when the Hindus were bitch-slapping couples on valentines day? The guy who pulled his truck over on the interstate and cut the head off of his young son because papa was convinced he was the devil incarnate? Or in a word, CARICO? This post is feasible because of religious morons.
And it doesn't say the dog was taken to a vet, I know several people who have shot their own dogs as opposed to taking them in and paying for it, and everyone assumes that a vet wouldn't put the dog down, and many other factors that are not fact.
So perhaps you want to slow your roll on calling everybody here stupid.
If common sense were common this site wouldn't even exist.
really badly want this example to be a Poe's Law job.
Because if it isn't - and let's face it, fundies have delivered enough examples of callous moronity for there to be doubt here - then my disgust with this individual knows no bounds. He's up there with Brother Randy the rape apologist in the pantheon of verminous and pestilential bastards who should never have been born.
I remember feeling sick when my dog had to be put to sleep because [1] he was 17 years old [2] he was terminally ill [3] he was unable to even walk properly during the last 24 hours of his life and the vet told me that, much as he would have wished to be able to save my dog, he was too far advanced to be saved from a lingering death. So, I let him go ... it didn't make it one jot easier knowing that it was the lesser of two utterly rotten choices, I had to watch my dog die. I'm sure a lot of pet owners will recognise the turmoil of thoughts and emotions that run through the mind at this point.
If this person really did have this puppy killed because of some sick, twisted, FUCKED UP piece of fundie SHIT along the lines of "OMG my dog is teh gay", then my earnest hope is that his genitalia are eaten away from the inside out by Cochliomyia hominivorax maggots. Because this individual should be FORBIDDEN TO BREED.
Please, dear gods of sarcasm, let this be a troll, or Poe, or something.
Otherwise, I may be ill.
Also, YSF: please cancel your internet provider subscription. You contribute nothing, and the online community would be better off without your sadistic tirades.
Since when are dogs obligated to follow the word of God? They're DOGS. In that, they don't have a moral conscience. In that, they are animals. Now let me ask a question. If this guy had a kid who turned out to be gay, would he "put down" the child as well? What a fucking idiot.
She killed his dog because the dog showed his dominance over the other dog!
Man, sad for the dog, but I doubt it wouldnt have lived long anyway with a retarded lobotomized monkeybeliever-owner.
I was going say something about how can you say that homosexuality is unnatural, when your dog does it, then I read the second part of the story...
You are a sick fuck sir, I hope you die in a fire, or even better are mauled to death by dogs. That would be justice.
To be fair, all the "No Vet would ever do this" people, I've heard of people getting pets put down because they bark too much...because they stop being cute...any reason. They just need to look hard enough.
This is really sick.
Does the fundie rule of not having sex before marriage also apply to animals? When and how do they marry?
If it does indeed, how would you tell that the barking and the howling is not an exchange of vows?
1. According to your doctrine humans are supposedly above animals.
2. This is supposedly due to having a soul i think.
3. Dogs did not eat from the tree of knowledge and therefore cannot sin yes?
4. Even if they did would it matter seen as they have no eternal salvation anyway.
5. Unless something very peculiar has occured Jesus has not died for the sins of canine kind.
Ergo even your own damned religion says you're wrong.
My Nana's dog - a 'girl' dog (what's with the 'boy' dog thing, too precious to call it a male, huh?) occasionally tried to 'lie with' my leg. Luckily my Nana didn't consider it necessary to put her dog to sleep, nor to amputate my leg.
It’s normal behavior in dogs. When I was in my teens, we had a poodle, and my grandparents had her sister. The two were playmates. Sometimes, one would climb on top of the other, and my French-Canadian Catholic grandmother would get upset at that. Fortunately, Memère loved animals enough that the two dogs died of old age.
If I was the vet, i would have simply pretended to put the dog to sleep, and kept it myself. Seriously, if this is true this guy is a great example of why homophobia is bad
I've always wondered, if God hates homosexuality so much, why does He mention anything against homosexual animals? Oh yeah, Horatio Foxwood III, you're a despicable human being, please don't get any more pets or have children.
Please be a troll, or a Poe, but if not:
Your dog was just showing the other dog that he's the dominant one. Basically, he was showing his new Porsche 911, and the other dog just had a Mazda. That's how sinful they were.
Animals don't make love, btw, they hump or fuck, pure and simple. And these dogs were just playing.
Boy and girl are human terms, dog terms are male and female, or dog and bitch.
I thought I had read enough to make me desensitised to fundies.
I was wrong.
That sad feeling you have? That's guilt. You know you just did something wrong, by anyone's point of view.
Erm, I know very little about dogs, and even I know that they were establishing who's the boss, and getting to know each other.
You put your dog to sleep because he was showing perfectly natural dog behavior. Never have another dog, OK? You'll have to put that one to sleep too.
In most places (at least here) you don't need a reason to put a dog down.
But yeah im hoping this is a troll.
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