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Thu April 25, 2024
(Some Guy)	If you are going to frame your principal for using racist and antisemitic AI-generated impersonations behind closed doors, make sure you absolutely positively do not bring a gun to the airport with you while trying to flee source: thebaltimorebanner.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	Felix Fischoeder's plan to build condos, recording studio, and nightclub begins initial phase source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Several ships managed to exit Baltimore harbor today without colliding with and destroying any bridges source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	On this day in history, in 1945, US and Russian armies met at Torgau, which signaled the imminent defeat of Nazi Germany and taught both sides how he took care of the place while Manos was away source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	First USC uninvited their valedictorian, then they uninvited all their honorees. Now USC has uninvited all of their graduates from graduation source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	79
	A lot of Nigerian prisoners are now huge Toto fans source: dw.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Your dog wants a makeover source: wfsb.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	If you happen to lose all your money in a scam, it is not advised to make up for the lost funds by robbing a bank. Especially while drawing social security source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	13
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this '70s fashionista source: hips.hearstapps.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	"You're not here to collect my DNA, right?" asked man whose DNA was being collected source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	A stranger, from the outside, OOOOOOOOH source: ctpost.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Four year old becomes police officer for a day. Later he resisted a rest source: 14news.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	A voting initiative Farkers can all get behind: Free beer and taxi rides source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Big Ben stopping and blood-covered horses running through the streets of London? It's got to be the apocalypse source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	40
(Some Aerial Guy)	Photoshop this beaming balloonist source: fai.org \| share: Copy Link	16
	♪ Drivin' on the dock of the bay, watchin' the cops and their pepper spray ♪ source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	On this day in history, in 1945, President Truman was briefed on the Manhattan Project, a historic event only matched by the time President James Monroe was pantsed in the Oval Office or when Nixon had his thong pulled up over his head at Da Nang source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	And we're out of coffee panicked screaming source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	54
	Today is National Lingerie Day, a day to celebrate the magic of how a simple article of clothing can become more expensive the less actual cloth it contains source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	110
	🎵 There was a young woman who swallowed a fly, which came in the coffee she wanted to buy. She nearly died 🎵 source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	33
	World's biggest dick attacks alleged owner of UK's biggest dick (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	28
	Long Island woman, 21, gets arrested for hitting and killing another driver while drunk, waits for police to respond and then jumps into cop car and attempts to flee. Clearly not a well thought out plan source: nbcnewyork.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Slight error in parenting decision by pilot, all 75 on board die, but, man, was that fun (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	69
	Once a cop decides they're going to arrest you for DUI, you will be arrested, even if you blow 0.00 on the breathalyzer source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share: Copy Link	128
	The flashers weren't sure they would reach the top of Big Daddy Dune, but decided they really should stick it out source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Caption these elite athletes source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	'In the US they think we're communists' The 70,000 workers showing the world another way to earn a living. To be fair, US believes everyone else are communists when it comes to treating people like humans not machinery source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	101
	Get to farking, people. No, seriously. Also, commas matter source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	188
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave answers the question, "socalnewwaver, would you say you have a plethora of penguins?" Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #599. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	134
	Turns out there's some things that beer can't fix, and that's religion source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	18
	Mysterious orange orbs that have 'been spotted across world' now off UK coast eyeing up fugly Brits in their bathing suits (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	39
(Some Guy)	Abergavenny's unofficial superhero claims victory over villainous developers, still waiting on his cape and keys to the city source: abergavennychronicle.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	My names Toomaj Salehi and I'm here to say, I hate the death sentence in every way source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Here kitty kitty kitty source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Aaaaaah, refreshing. Tastes like sh*t source: ibtimes.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	57
	Suddenly, panda attack source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	45
	Putin thinks it's okay when he does it, but not so cool when someone else does it to him source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	35
	If I'm reading this right, we just invented adamantium source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	Fark NotNewsletter: TRUCK source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Harvey Weinstein gets off. This is sadly a repeat source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	145
	Not that global warming is close to being over, but we might be closer to changing course on climate change than we realized source: vox.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Photoshop a different outfit for Tammy source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Hush little Stormy, don't say a word. Trumpy's gonna make a giant turd. If that giant turd don't stink, Trumpy's little shroom is gonna shrink source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	392
	Deadpool's reign of terror comes to an end source: nbc-2.com \| share: Copy Link	14
(Some Guy)	Oh, Good Grief source: firstalert4.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Forget Christmas Creep, now we have Hurricane Season Creep source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Day 792 of WW3. NATO starts major war games focusing on cyber defense. Mordor vetoes UN action prohibiting nukes in space. US "accidentally" sent 100 ATACMS to Ukraine last week. Oops. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread, ANZAC Day edition source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	337
	Don Quixote and Sancho Panza seen getting the hell out of Paris source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Let me tell you how it will be, Malfeasance in office, two counts for me, Cause I'm the Taxman source: theadvocate.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Masked bandits rustle stolen rides, rob trains in California's Cajon Pass, get rounded up by local sheriff. Story not a repeat from 1864 source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	18

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