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Wed April 24, 2024
	Blamm goes to the Clink. Pow, Biff, Sok, Kapow and Zlott still on the lam source: wfsb.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Creepy tag doesn't begin to describe: Sheriffs office investigating reports of explicit AI generated pics of high school students source: kcrg.com \| share: Copy Link	41
(Some Thinking Guy)	Caption this contemplative Canuck source: banffadventures.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Huzzah Manhunt ends. I'm sorry, I'll read that again source: kimatv.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes tunes from The Bolshoi, The Stranglers, The Call, The Bible, and Japan. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #598. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	60
	Strange voices are saying things I can't understand. It's too close for comfort, this heat has got right out of hand. It's gonna be a cruel summer source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Pornstars pull out of Korean sex festival at the last minute source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	34
	In all fairness to Japanese zookeepers, it is difficult to flip a hippo over and check source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	You think Trump's lawyers have a hard job? Imagine representing the gang leader accused of killing Tupac, who is trying to convince a jury that his client was lying when he confessed to committing the crime source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	40
(Some Guy)	If only there was a state routinely suffering from power outages they could sell the excess to source: newsnationnow.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	Spanish prison "accidentally" releases billionaire Dutch drug cartel boss source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	24
	Dover residents oppose new McD's drive-thru as it might block view of Dover Castle, which is on top of a very large hill. Exactly how big are they hoping to build it? source: kentonline.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	23
	Traffic problems in London? Neigh source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Big gun goes boom bigly source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	'I would do anything for love, but I won't do an Alien Autopsy' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	19
(Some Opera Guy)	Photoshop this Blue Dragon source: the-public-domain-review.imgix.net \| share: Copy Link	13
	Meet Hudson, Indian Trail Elementary School's therapy dog. This sweet pupper became so popular that he inspired a children's book. Please welcome him and his owner, school counselor Cassie Hood to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video) source: kmbc.com \| share: Copy Link	115
	Gen Z has recreated MySpace as "Nospace" to escape the horrors of Facebook and TikTok. Let's all not dance to celebrate source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	In a video an adult can be heard saying, just before the fight began: "Let them ... fight. If they want to fight, let the ... police. I'm not breaking up s-. I don't give a f." The adult was a member of the "school safety team" and one student died source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	98
	The new "quarter-life crisis" today has twentysomethings literally running up that hill source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Home improvement takes an unexpected turn into high adventure when a floorboard flex reveals a trove of monetary and mixological wonders, setting the bar high for future remodels source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	20
	Day 791 of WW3. US Senate passes Ukraine aid bill. Boomtoys should arrive in Ukraine within days. Pooty-Poot inconsolable. In other news, Best Korea sends diplomats to Iran, presumably for a decent meal. This is your Wednesday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	213
	Housing prices are decreasing in SF. For some reason a tabloid from the other side of the continent thinks this is a bad thing source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	It's a hard life being the man with the world's biggest penis, complains local man over and over again to the media source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Baltimore: "Damn, we love those claw machines" source: baltimoresun.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Would everyone please stop hitting the covered bridges in Vermont? source: wcax.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Frank Lloyd Wright house up for sale in an area on the National Register of Historic Places. Difficulty: Elvis in the fireplace source: redfin.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Young man decides to fark with the one federal agent you never fark with: A United States Postal Worker. Suspect now faces up to 10 years in prison for stealing postal keys source: wmur.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	I'm not saying this is caused by Interdimensional Shadow People, but it is caused by Interdimensional Shadow People source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	76
	Flipper must have flipped and talked to the feds about Seaworld. And those guys don't like being snitched on. But seriously, who shoots a dolphin? source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	110 year old man still drives his car every day, claims lack of area farmers' markets is key to longevity source: nbcnewyork.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Not content to let Boeing have all the attention, a Douglas DC-4 has crashed into a river in Alaska source: seattlepi.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	New York's latest pet craze: Urban Vermin source: vox.com \| share: Copy Link	30

Tue April 23, 2024
	Study finds steep drop in happiness among today's youth sad TikTok dance source: psychologytoday.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	More lawn chairs may be blowing over from mere earthquakes, it has gotten windier in New Jersey source: northjersey.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	But you said they were gift bags source: fox29.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Supermarket installs 5 people or fewer express lane source: 6abc.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	On this day in history, in 1778, American Commander John Paul Jones raided the English Earl of Selkirk's breakfast tea and stole his silverware. Status of his wife's panty drawer remains a question for historians to this day source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	♬ Strolling through Central Park one day, in the very month of April, when I was taken surprise by a big ass coyote, in the very month of April source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Gun shown, spaghetti thrown, police called on the telephone, arrested for being road-rage prone source: wthr.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	The ship that hit the Baltimore bridge was 'unseaworthy,' city claims, although to be fair the issue was actually its bridgeworthiness source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	The Senate is about to vote on the foreign aid packages source: c-span.org \| share: Copy Link	492
	Lithium batteries are making Boise a dumpster fire. Trash fire trifecta complete source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Photoshop this shooting Samurai source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	😠 👉 👉 😲 😲 😲 👮 👮 👮 source: wfsb.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Potato News Today celebrates over 1.8 million reads, reflecting commitment to the potato industry and potato-loving Farkers everywhere source: potatonewstoday.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Paris city officials promise that by the time the Summer Olympics open and swimming events begin, the Seine River will be free of brown trout. Mostly source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Russia, so confident of victory in Ukraine, has begun bombing itself source: politico.eu \| share: Copy Link	34
	The FTC says you can jump ship to the competition and your former employer can't do a damn thing about it source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	89
	Last survivor buried source: kcra.com \| share: Copy Link	15

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